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You know, I was sitting here in my underwear drinking cola (Coke of course, what'd u think?) while checking out meaningless Youtube-videoes. Yeah I know, what a fulfilling life I must lead. But it's not all super high bandwidth and awesome blog replies, where I of course annihilate anyone that steps to the plate, there's a downside to this glamorous life I lead... I'm dead fucking broke people!

I don't know wtf happened, it's like the second I stopped working my cash flow came to a complete halt. I'm not talking gradually living off less and less money (if only). No, my ex-boss simply stopped wiring me money.

But truth be told, I'm not worried at all. I've hatched a perfect plan to maintain the luxurious  web browsing-lifestyle that I've become accustomed to, while actually making enough money to support myself. And this is it!...

Get this people, what I am going to do is make a blog about all the useless geek-crap that I frantically surf for each and every day to better myself as a human being. And on this blog, I will have ads. See the genius of my plan is to eventually flood the blog with Google-ads. This way I can get paid everytime one of you suckers click one of them. You'll see, soon everyone will try to replicate this formula, but for now it's unique and original and should make my genius apparent to everyone.

But enough about how I achieved my status as super rich blogger, let's just touch on what I'll actually be dealing with here. But first we need a break from all this plain text, I'm getting bored just looking at it.

Those glasses crack me up every time

Anyways, I am going to be focusing on whatever gets me off in the geek world. I geek out quite a lot but I'm not really THAT ehm... good. Therefore I care about all the pop-geek-stuff as I really don't have the energy to go any deeper, plus I do like to get laid once in a while as well. So mainly I'll be exploring stuff like the following listed in no particular order (who the fuck are we kidding?):

• Mobile OS: Android, iOS, WP7, 
• Companies: Google, Apple, Microsoft (there's a pattern here if you look closely), Facebook
• Whatever web services are popular at the monent
• Occasionally I'll see some cool stuff done with jQuery or perhaps another framework and I just have to show the world <-- I know, what happened to the short points?
• Movies, pictures, music or other media that's either interesting, hilarious or sexy. (^^ again, how funny are those glasses!!!)

Yeah, there can be other stuff of course, but thes (1..2..3..4..) 5 points cover 90% of my life and so that's what I'll bother you all with as well. Yes, this is the internet era, I can make pretend I'm important and interesting and you can't do shit about it!

Anyways, welcome to my blog, and since sex sells, here's some of the sexiness I promised you.

Woah mama!

Till next time!

(ps: No, you guessed it, English is not my primary language)